A few years ago my mom pulled this mutant tomato from her vegetable garden. At the time I remember one of her friends asking how she got it to grow that way, to which I replied that she had to go out to her garden and stroke the tomato every day. The guy believed me! I had to document it, of course. A few years ago Gunther used to wear a shirt that said "Priapism Is A Problem I Can Live With."
Hmmm...