In the entire history of the K-Mart Corporation, has any customer ever put a tube of toothpaste on layaway?

Has anyone ever hired the K-Mart snack bar to cater their wedding?

Am I the only one who thinks Jesus Jones should've originally ended their hit song "Right Here, Right Now" as it now brilliantly ends [in its current television commercial incarnation] - with the line "Right here, right now, K-Mart"?

Has any employee at Kinko's ever been asked to laminate a food item?

Why does the price of Coca-Cola fluctuate more wildly than the price of gasoline, and why haven't we
sent troops into Atlanta to correct this?

Is there a person out there somewhere in everyday America who, while an otherwise normal and healthy adult,
is so big on efficiency that they've taken to wearing diapers so they can crap on the run?

Is it just me, or were the Beatles a bunch of damn chart hogs?

Has any sitting U.S. president ever eaten Pop Rocks?

Has anyone ever ridden a motorcycle with training wheels?

Every Veterans Day, the Golden Corral offers a free steak dinner to our citizens who have served in the military. Do the vets who've received a dishonorable discharge still qualify for that dinner?

Right now, at this very moment, is there a guy running around the Great Smoky Mountains in a Confederate soldier's uniform who believes the Civil War is still going on?

Has Ted Nugent ever eaten a bald eagle?

The arts and crafts store Michaels. Does anyone know if there's one in Jackson, Mississippi?

Has Pete Townshend made it into Who's Who?

I recently saw a commercial for Levin's Brass Beds that claimed all the Levins associates are "certified in sleep." How the heck does one become "certified" in sleep, and why haven't I received a knighthood in it???