Can a language save lives? Consider the code talkers, Klingon-speaking Marines who used that warrior tongue as a devastatingly effective code. It helped win the war in the Pacific. Our enemies (Asian heathens with no knowledge of Spock or the Enterprise, and racist believers in the superiority of the anime race) tried, but could never break it. Unfortunately, today, many Americans can’t understand Klingon either. In all 50 states, only diehard Trekkies speak the language, so time is short. By giving to the nonprofit Extraterrestrial Language Institute, you’ll help us preserve forgotten alien languages. Otherwise, Klingon may join such other dead languages as Latin and Orkan ("Nanu Nanu") and only live on in the shameful fields of law and sci-fi television. Pick up your phone and avert this tragedy today. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!